"Terms & Conditions" Feminist T-Shirt - Anti Street Harassment Unisex t-shirt

The most legally binding way to tell street harassers to f*ck off.

This shirt features official-looking "Terms & Conditions" that spell out exactly what happens when someone tells you to smile: they're consenting to "immediate acute penetrative intervention via sharp instrument." It's legalese for "tell me to smile and catch these hands with a bladed weapon."

For everyone who's exhausted by strangers policing their face. For anyone who's been told to "smile more" one too many times. This shirt says what we're all thinking in the most hilariously formal way possible.

Perfect for:

• Women tired of being told to smile
• Feminists with a dark sense of humor
  
• People who appreciate legal jargon used for chaos
• Gifts for friends who don't suffer fools
• Wearing to places where men feel entitled to comment on your face
• Making street harassers think twice

Wear it:

• Literally anywhere men tell women to smile
• Feminist protests and marches
• Running errands in peace (hopefully)
• Girls' nights where you want to look unapproachable
• Anywhere you're done with unsolicited advice about your face

This isn't just a shirt, it's a warning label, a terms of service agreement, and a promise all in one.

Fair warning: This shirt won't actually protect you from street harassment, but it might make you feel powerful enough to verbally destroy someone who tries. Stay safe out there. ✊

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Gromidez, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1324 Interlaken Pass
Jonesboro, GA 30238 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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