"Your President Blows" Red Baseball Cap - Political Parody Hat

This bold red baseball cap features "Your President Blows" in that all-too-familiar style—because we all read those Epstein files. It's the hat for progressives, leftists, and anyone who appreciates political commentary with a side of drama and scandal.

The double entendre hits different when you know the receipts exist. This isn't just resistance fashion—it's a pointed reminder that we remember, we read the emails, and we're not letting anyone forget.

Perfect for:

-Political protests and demonstrations
-Making MAGA hat wearers do a very confused double-take
-People who stayed up late reading court documents
-Gifts for your politically active friends who appreciate spicy commentary
-Anyone who believes accountability matters
-Supporting queer, disabled artists of color instead of alleged criminals

Wear it to:

-Resist marches and activism events
-Town halls where you want to make a statement
-Anywhere you want fellow informed citizens to know you're one of them
-Coffee shops where you need to spot allies who also read the news

This hat is for people who believe in calling out hypocrisy, holding powerful people accountable, and doing it all with a perfectly crafted double entendre.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Gromidez, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1324 Interlaken Pass
Jonesboro, GA 30238 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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